Dreams

My dreams have been getting weirder and weirder... Here is a cross section of some of the more memorable ones.

So, I am working with my middle sister at Walgreen's (she works there in another state from me and I've never worked there).  But the boss is mean and rude and I decide that I am walking out.  I'm then conflicted because I need the money.  Niki is worried that they will fire her if I quit.  Then I wake up.

I am at my dad's house, but he's obviously moved to the coast in a fat house.  There is a cliff that I repel down (never done it, always wanted to).  I get near the bottom and realize I didn't loop the ropes correctly like a pulley  and I will be stuck down here.  My rope is also a bit shorter than needed.  Eventually I make my way to the ground.  I find a shortcut to the haunted basement of my dad's house.  I find my little sister playing in her room and play for a bit before leaving.  As I leave, I remember stories about spirits/demons in the basement hitting people and giving them concussions. I hear a door slam and I begin to pray, out loud... yelling and then I begin to foam at the mouth as I keep praying... what in the world???  Then I wake up.

I am at Jimmy John's and they are making me a ham sandwich (my favorite) without the ham, since I'm pregnant and shouldn't eat lunch meat.  They added extra cheese and it was amazing.  Then I wake up.  Hungry.

We are at a cabin on vacation with Andy's sister and cousin.  Andy's cousin is cooking the most fabulous scrambled eggs ever imagined (she can cook and I wish she'd come over with these eggs!).  Then I wake up.  Hungry.

I'm in a room that I don't recognize and Niki comes in from work.  She walks in and looks normal, but then she is crawling around in the floor with a diaper on.  But when she's facing me she's all grown up.  She goes to the bathroom to change the diaper and gets poo on the seat.  Obviously it's my house now and I'm yell at her for being gross.  She wipes it off with toilet paper and tells me to get over it as she walks out the house.  Then I wake up.

I wake up (in my dream) and go to the bathroom, but it's in our "new" house (we are planning on selling our house eventually).  I see that the rooms are elderly inspired by decoration and I get a little spooked.  I call for Andy and he doesn't answer and he's vanished from bed.  I then realize that this is not my house, I'm not really awake, so I keep screaming for Andy in the hopes that I will wake him to wake me in real life.  Too much inception explains this one.  Then I wake up.

I'm hanging out with a girl (and apparently traveling with her family) when we drive through Tulsa, OK.  I know it's Tulsa by the big rest stop/tourist trap with the big letters spelling it out.  At some point her parents wonder off and she begins to tell this family that her parents killed someone.  The parents come back and kill that family (crazy right). So then I'm trying to figure out how to get to the police with the info to stop them.  They threaten her and she tells them that she wants 2 million dollars to keep quiet.  They threaten to kill again if need be.  She told them that she had told her secret to several people and if she gets killed they have the proof that they did it.  I then realize that it's my cousin and her parents, Phil and Rosemary that are the parents (who are so harmless).  Then I wake up.

I'm not the only one with weird dreams though.  Andy's had wild dreams, most of which he becomes the hero of the story.  He's usually shooting, kicking or practicing MMA on some villain.  Except for the night I was tossing and turning.  He reached over and grabbed my hand.  Then he asks in clear, articulated words, "Are you expecting your first child?"  I immediately asked him what he was dreaming about.  He came to and couldn't answer me. He now tries to deny that happened.